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ALL AMERICAN HERO

Well, I’m from New Hampshire and being so close to Boston, right now, sport is all we have on our minds.  As an avid sport fan, I feel it’s my duty to speak of the what’s happening in the world of sport.

JOEY CHESTNUT HAS DONE IT AGAIN!

Joey “Jaws” Chestnut, American Competitive Eating champ, Food Phenom and God among men ate 45 slices of pizza in 10 minutes, shattering the previous record of 22 slices.  This, just weeks after winning the Krystal Hamburger contest with 93 burgers in 8 minutes, besting Takeru “The Tsunami” Kobayashi and up-an-coming rival Patrick “Deep Dish” Bertoletti.  Chestnut continues his reign as competitive Eating Champ and American Hero.  And God knows, in trying times like we are in now, the children of America need a hero they can look up to.

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October 15, 2008 Posted by | Opinion, Random Blather | 2 Comments