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BOTTLED WATER

This is another one of Mike’s rants.  This doesn’t have anything to do with cooking, there is no recipe involved, etc.  It’s just Mikey going off.

Bottled water offends me.  Especially, the 20 oz, easy to carry, hand held model.  People – IT’S WATER!!!!  WATER!!!!  Water is the key to life – I know.  Something like 120% of the human body is made up of water.  Blah, blah, blah.  I know all of this, but buying water in bottles is STUPID!  C’mon, water is dirt cheap out of the tap and depending where you live, it’s great!  If you live in one of those places where the water is vary bad, a cheap filter will make it great and still like 2000% cheaper! 

All of us complain about the price of gasoline, but we will spend that much for a gallon of water that comes out of your tap at a 1,000th of the price!  It’s like buying a pet rock.  Go outside, find a rock and name it Rover.  If you want water, go to your freakin’ sink!

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March 7, 2008 Posted by | Opinion | 3 Comments